If I have a booger and no tissues, I’m not going to wait until I can find a tissue - that’s just weird. Lots of times it’ll happen while driving. We pick our noses too.Īnd regularly, I might add. Too lazy to shave our armpits? Shirt with sleeves it is. If we’re wearing pants we probably didn’t shave last night. *Checks stomach in mirror to see how much flatter it got* 2. Considering females fall under the category of “everybody,” this constitutes that we - yes, we - poop.
Let’s start out with the obvious: EVERYBODY POOPS. That perfection is about to be seriously compromised.
Guys: You might not want to read this if you have a girl in your life that you view as perfect. Girls: I’m sorry for exposing our truths to the world, but it needs to be done. Well - excuse me, but hahaha - that couldn’t be farther from the truth.
Girls are supposed to be feminine, dainty, clean, fresh and put-together all of the time.
